Little Bathroom of Horrors

Maybe you’re hanging at the Odyssey, watching a Trojans game, or simply on your way to the train, and it hits you. That pressure that we know all too well.   You gotta pee.   Why couldn’t this have happened in the Aldred building, or, quite frankly, any other building …

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How to properly dodge a draft

After a series of escalations in the U.S – Iran conflict, climaxing in a disgusting end to flight 752’s journey, things have settled down a little. Another war in the Middle East seems, fortunately, unlikely at this point.   Many folks believe the best foreign policy for mitigating conflict lies …

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February Horoscope: what do the stars hold for you?

Consult your horoscope to find out what your Valentine’s Day will bring.   Aries (March 21-April 19): You might be looking for love this Valentine’s Day, but remember love comes in many forms, some flashy, some quiet and comfortable. That Tinder date might not call you back, but Oreos will …

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